766. The first time a pureblood family invites a muggleborn to camp with them, they all expect them to be awestruck that the tent is bigger on the inside. However, the muggleborn is a Doctor Who fan and shrugs it off, saying “It’s obviously dimensionally transcendental” and “It’s basically another dimension.”
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
look at the names of the luigi one
First Glance - 1.02 ‘Second Chance at First Line’
This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.
i like to pause this episode like this
because then it actually looks like Sam and Dean are decorating the tree and not pushing it over and snapping the branches to stab people with…
i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)
oH MY FUCKING GOD
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION
aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST
Stiles and Derek investigate their latest supernatural problem at the school together.
the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric
Um, I thought these were real people.
Why does no one speak of this work of art?
I brought this movie to work once and my coworkers thought they were real people for ten full minutes.
The man who drew him is Herge, the original author of Tintin.
This movie is actually stunningly animated, but it comes perilously close to toppling into the Uncanny Valley.
i feel like when compared to other another uncanny valley film—Polar Express— Tintin did a WHOLE fuck of a lot better with that whole “empty soulless eyes boreing into your soul so deeply you can feel the void spreading inwardly from your skin to your core” problem
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man